Thumbs Up and Thumbs Down

Today should be the perfect day for this status, which i am shamefully copying from a friend's messanger.

"Delhi weather ##thumbs up##

Status single ##thumbs down##"

If you want to see how a city reeling under a 44 degree Celcius extremely HOT sun, gets transformed into a (seemingly) 10 degree Celcius Wet and Gorgeous weather, within a span of 12 hrs, you should come to my city. Delhi. 

Delhi is a place for arrogant, hot headed people. A place where you cannot drive your car with a smile, because everyone hates you on the road. A place where you cannot ask a girl out because she is too egoistical to go out with you. A place where you cannot even give a good looking girl a compliment because she is too arrogant to accept it from you. A place where poverty meets excessive wealth. A place where a poor's life has no importance..ummm infact anybody's life is not important. Delhi is a place where only 2 things speak, money and power. There is no room for logic, there is no room for kindness. So you generally would hate this god damn city! well, i do. 

but not on this day i dont. Somehow, delhi is the place i would want to be. if only i had someone here who would want to be with me here too :P but in delhi, i rule. well, we all think we rule. and that makes life interesting for everyone of us :D

perhaps staying here is the best thing for me. for delhi is the black pearl and i am its captain jack sparrow. and in my ship, i call the shots and no women are welcome. if it makes me feel good, so be it ;)

to delhi!

Scent of a Woman

I have just watched the most amazing and romantic English flick..without a single girl in the main cast. and before you guess, i'm not gay :) Scent of a Woman has blown me away..and i must say Al Pacino did an orgasmic sort of an act.

It made me realize again something i always have believed. That the scent of a woman is the most beautiful scent afterall :) and wanting to hold that scent in your arms could very well be the most beautiful fantasy. Well, it is mine, it is.

Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. **and some censored lines :P** 

Yesterday, i married my dearest friend to probably the most beautiful girl in the whole world for him now. I saw him smile, actually grin and i saw him hold the girl of his dreams close to him. Very close. Man, he just wouldn't let her go. The motherfucker even kissed her on stage. (not on the lips though, you perverts :P) That was Love. That was Bliss. and that was pure Happiness. :) The scent of a woman doing its thing :D

But seriously, what can be more rejuvenating for a man after a hard day's work. I know Beer would beat Woman black n blue!! :P but, if you think hard, it might be a close fight afterall. Sitting on the couch with your girl, holding her hand, giving her your shoulder to rest her head, smelling her hair (don't do this if your wife is a south Indian!!), slowly sliding your hand over to her neck, then shoulder, then clearing the hair falling on it, and then holding it tight, very tight..and then sliding down to her bare arm.......Beer? no baby..not even close :)

You know what has kept me going Charlie? The thought that one day, i'll have a woman's arms wrapped around me and her legs wrapped around me..and when i wake up, she'd be still there.

Well, its a fantasy alright and it'll remain a fantasy..but only till the day i find my wife..or if i am lucky enough..i'll find a girl who lets me do all this before marriage :D