okay alchohol gives you a high. no doubt. but then whats the point of doing something wild when you cannot even remember it afterwards!
pepsi and coca cola might be nothing more than sweetened waters but then what is alchohol? absolutely bitter tasting ecstasy?
alchoholic drinks are the worst way to spend your money. i have friends, who wouldn't take out 10 bucks for a parking ticket let alone 1000 for the shared bill, but would go to the most expensive 'eating' restaurant there is and then order drinks rather than food. why? because they want to show that they can drink.
rule #1. if you really think drinking gives you a high and really want to experience it, go to the wine n beer shop (read theka), grab that fav drink of yours and have it. at 1/4th the cost!
and then they would drink that ONE peg..just one mind you..'hold it' for the rest of the party and go home! wtf! whoever said one shot gives you a high. it doesnt. but you have to sit in that swanky place and order 'alchohol'. and why no second peg? Dude, cz its too costly! remember 10 bucks? :)
rule #2. if you really want to get a high at a bargain, go to that wine n beer shop again and get your fav drink. at 1/4th the cost!
catch: you won't be able to show off!
and also another pint is way over 'my capacity dude'!
so there are things that go down with alchohol. peanuts and gossips are the two most noteworthy. after 3-4 drinks (varying on the volume of your tanker), things usually come up. in the form of slime and peanuts and everything that you've been eating for the past 6 hrs.
rule #3. drink on an empty stomach to avoid vomiting.
rule #4. drink according to your capacity. not to your neigbour's!
but why do you need alchohol to hold down a conversation? i just cannot apply any logic. in fact it is senseless. but then it is that unsaid rule. you want to get close to your boss's ass, get him to a daaru party. you want to strike a business deal, daaru party (no deals were struck drinking coca cola!). fuck man, you want to get laid, alchohol is the word! (but then there it actually makes a lot of sense, doesnt it? :D)
rule #5. if you really want to get laid, offer the appropriate drink to the girl next to you in the bar. how do i knw it? ur guess!
okay. so why do you want to get that high afterall? why do business deals strike well over a fucking glass of whiskey? why is champagne opened for celebrations? there has got to be something that i am missing. atleast one thing is for sure. drink if you do not want to be a social outcast. its like that. whether you like it or not. that bitter tasting thin coloured film like liquid that burns your throat and spins your head and makes you vomit - Thats the social medicine.
and its not even a manly thing anymore. women drink as much as men do.
rule #6. vodka is for ladies btw (undebatable!).
so very soon we might actually be having only two kinds of people in the world. ya u guessed it. people who take this medicine and people who do not. people who take it - you already have the world with you. you just have to bring it to your feet. for people who do not - its going to be a lot and lot of hard work.
pepsi and coca cola might be nothing more than sweetened waters but then what is alchohol? absolutely bitter tasting ecstasy?
alchoholic drinks are the worst way to spend your money. i have friends, who wouldn't take out 10 bucks for a parking ticket let alone 1000 for the shared bill, but would go to the most expensive 'eating' restaurant there is and then order drinks rather than food. why? because they want to show that they can drink.
rule #1. if you really think drinking gives you a high and really want to experience it, go to the wine n beer shop (read theka), grab that fav drink of yours and have it. at 1/4th the cost!
and then they would drink that ONE peg..just one mind you..'hold it' for the rest of the party and go home! wtf! whoever said one shot gives you a high. it doesnt. but you have to sit in that swanky place and order 'alchohol'. and why no second peg? Dude, cz its too costly! remember 10 bucks? :)
rule #2. if you really want to get a high at a bargain, go to that wine n beer shop again and get your fav drink. at 1/4th the cost!
catch: you won't be able to show off!
and also another pint is way over 'my capacity dude'!
so there are things that go down with alchohol. peanuts and gossips are the two most noteworthy. after 3-4 drinks (varying on the volume of your tanker), things usually come up. in the form of slime and peanuts and everything that you've been eating for the past 6 hrs.
rule #3. drink on an empty stomach to avoid vomiting.
rule #4. drink according to your capacity. not to your neigbour's!
but why do you need alchohol to hold down a conversation? i just cannot apply any logic. in fact it is senseless. but then it is that unsaid rule. you want to get close to your boss's ass, get him to a daaru party. you want to strike a business deal, daaru party (no deals were struck drinking coca cola!). fuck man, you want to get laid, alchohol is the word! (but then there it actually makes a lot of sense, doesnt it? :D)
rule #5. if you really want to get laid, offer the appropriate drink to the girl next to you in the bar. how do i knw it? ur guess!
okay. so why do you want to get that high afterall? why do business deals strike well over a fucking glass of whiskey? why is champagne opened for celebrations? there has got to be something that i am missing. atleast one thing is for sure. drink if you do not want to be a social outcast. its like that. whether you like it or not. that bitter tasting thin coloured film like liquid that burns your throat and spins your head and makes you vomit - Thats the social medicine.
and its not even a manly thing anymore. women drink as much as men do.
rule #6. vodka is for ladies btw (undebatable!).
so very soon we might actually be having only two kinds of people in the world. ya u guessed it. people who take this medicine and people who do not. people who take it - you already have the world with you. you just have to bring it to your feet. for people who do not - its going to be a lot and lot of hard work.
P.S. nothing personal
