Tuesday, December 19, 2006

pyar ke ' in' side effects..!

so, after a deep 11 month slumber, i'm back to the blogging world. let me teel u up first, its really difficult to write after not having written for so many days, months, infact its nearly an year..!! so, excuse me for my wrong grammar or usage. honestly speaking, i never intended to write again, but some events make u think hard and u come up with something interesting..and worth writing i guess..and of course there are the inspirational holidays, where in you've got nothing to do, so u end up writing..;)

so, i came up with my "3 stage theory...of love" or should i say my "3 stage thory in love"..! (dont miss the disclaimer and the note at the end guys)

so here is the broad outline of what the theory is all about..

when u fall in love, there are these 3 stages u need to go through. and unless u r thru with the last one, never ever think ur girl cant leave you!! she can, and most probably..will..!!

the first stage..INNOCENCE and IGNORANCE
this is when, a phenomenon called 'love at first sight' takes over common sense and an intelligent guy decides to do a very stupid thing called 'falling in love'..little does he realise that he is actually falling..! neways..he does and u never know whether the gal has fallen too or not..(i told u, u'd never know unless that last stage is over) so the love story begins but both of the lovers are not serious at this stage..they have something going on in their heads..but very little in their hearts, and noone is serious..
so if the gal or the guy breaks up..its all cool. nobody minds, and the thing is forgotten soon..maybe in a week or so

the second stage..A STEP AHEAD
if the first stage is all set and clear....then this is where some in fact, all the seriousness takes over the little common sense that was left! the guy and even so the gal (m still not sure) are both serious for each other..at least the guy is. so the serious love story begins. now its not as simple as it looks guys..this is where all the twists and turns take place. this is where the girl's family, maybe her dad (bad luck!) or her sister or her brother (again bad luck!) find out about her alleged affair. and they decide to lock her cell up or even her up..and if u'r not lucky, even get u locked up and beaten up too..(remember nitish katara and bharti yadav..and ya, vikas yadav;)..boy, zinda bach gaye to kismat!)...!!! guys dont have this problem, at least not this much..but the gal has..and not just that, there'll be her carreer (suddenly ye kaha se a gaya!!), her sisters marriage, her dad's transfer..and what not...and so u have a big speed breaker in ur love story..
the guy is desperate, the gal is too (hmmmm..) and in this desperateness, the gal breaks up (the guy wont ever do it, not at this point). she ofcourse has this thing called pressure frm her family and blah blah..there'd be thousand reasons she'd give you..maybe even cry (really or what, ur guess!!) so the love story has every possibility of a teary eyed ending here..guys wont give up yet..atleast not for the next one month..they'll keep calling tha gal and one fine day, she'll change her no.! ;) (guys, watch pyar ke side effects!! nice movie..:)..yaad agaya to bol diya..)

the third stage..LOVE ACTUALLY
if u are able to pull through that stormy 2nd one and the gals still with u, despite the family pressure...congratulate yourself guys..the girl has indeed fallen for you..she is all yours..hmmm more or less..u become the closest of couples around..do whatever u wish too (ya..whatever! with mutual agreement, though;) ) life's cool and good..
and if this stage is over too, that is u have commited yourself to the relationship...then to beta bhagwaan bachaye tumhe..;) now, i cant say anything, my experience, or the lack of it, gives way here guys..how you proceed next (after the third stage) is something u should tell me too, so i could add it to my post! :)

DISCLAIMER: the views presented in this space are MINE and only mine..original and copywrited..u can ignore them at ur own risk, though!

NOTE: this post was not meant to be written to draw any kind of conclusions...this is the result of 2 weeks of vella panti at home..u come up with crazy ideas...and this is just the beginning..abhi to 2 mahine pade hain..!!

12 comments:

Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

HI Rajat........

very nice theory indeed....i m darn impressed and..if u allow me ...i wud like to assist u in this quest for.........
"advanced love fundamentals".......hoping for a positive reply...... ;)

(plz excuse my desperation....coz u can understand...me vella too)

atul lakhotia said...

the thoery seems vry fine indeed... but is a 50 yr old bollywood story continuing till date(and surprisingly is still a big hit among the masses...)so i dn thk u shud have a claim to it (shud u be sued for plagiarism :P) but neways...u cud have posted ur own theory given that u hav already cleared stage one(i dn knw whether u have reached stage 2 or 3 or 4 or......)so u cn help otr guys by posting ur exp(ofcourse..if u hav the desire, dnt want it to be occult and most imp have the permision to do so..)

Rajat said...

@sharad: bro, do tell me ur experience..i am all ears..:)

Rajat said...

@atul: haan beta, i was waiting for ur comment..and u were soo predictable..
neways, the story's all mine..and bro, u went down in that second stage or the third one..?? do tell me..

atul lakhotia said...

@rajat

mera kissa chod dude...its an old story...no use bring out the buried story...focus on the current story going on...haan so u were telling abt ur stage...kaha tak pahunche sir...kuch to bayan karo...

Anonymous said...

hey...nice one dis time...

atul bhai...ofcourse he cleared the 3 stages..n he has mentioned dat...he is askin for nxt stage..

And abt our ATUL bhai...actually accdg to ur theory rajat...yeah he ws not able to clear the most difficult stage...2nd one...ofcourse u know the reasons, as u mentioned...bt yeah i wud also lik to mention sm reasons...atul ki side se...
atul had his own reasons...
CAT...sw pres...placements...blah blah....n main reason atul HIMSELF
so the gal gave up...

atul bura mat man jaiyo...

atul lakhotia said...

@nipun i dn knw abt who u r...bt i din expect such cravenness frm u dat u had to use nipun as a pseudonym. it wud have been certainly bttr had u used ur real name(if u possess one and r not ashamed of bringing it b4 the world)...
first muster up courage to say publicly nethg b4 commenting nethg on ne1's personal life...and i hope this does not become the next ground for altercation...:O

Rajat said...

oye atul, it was not meant to be taken sriously bro..c'mon
apni bari me sab serious kyu jate hain!!

Rajat said...

@nipun:
and man 'the nipun u r not', just be courageous enuf to post ur own name brother..noone will mind dat..and it was not difficult to gauge that u r not nipun..!

Anonymous said...

@rajat

namaste sarkaar.. yeh experience hai ya copy paste hai ??

Anonymous said...

hey dude ... seems like a gud theory ....


bt i dont agree to it ... and believe me ...as u grow older ... u ll develope a lot more theories .....

jus wait n watch ... is my suggestion to u .....